Reading The Signs

A motorist was driving in the country when he came upon a priest and a rabbi standing on the shoulder of the road, fishing. Next to them was a sign that read "Turn Around. The End Is Near."

The motorist didn't like to be preached to, so he rolled down the window and yelled, "Mind your own business, you religious nuts!" A few seconds later the two fishermen heard tires screech, then a splash. The rabbi turned to the priest and said, "I told you we should've just written, 'Dead End'."

A reminder for single people. When men choose wives, let them remember that they are choosing mothers for their children. And so it is for women as they are choosing dads for their kids. Do not rush and do not be rushed into relationships. Pray that God would give you the right person and pray more that God first transforms you into a righteous person.

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